THE OWIES AND BOO-BOOS
OF SERIOUS MEN
New Yorker Daily Shouts

---

MADDIE'S MICROBIOME DOES NOT APPROVE
Awry

---

PROBLEMS WITH TV IN 2033
New Yorker Daily Shouts
Written with Gina Young

---

HELL IS OTHER PEOPLE'S PEOPLE
New Yorker Daily Shouts

---

WHAT IS TIME?
New Yorker Daily Shouts

---

PLANT-BASED ALTERNATIVES FOR THE CANNIBAL PALATE
New Yorker Daily Shouts
Written with Brittani Nichols

---

ANIMAL BEHAVIORS I'VE ADOPTED AS MY OWN
​New Yorker Daily Shouts

---

THIRSTY TEXTS FROM ALL YOUR EX-CLOTHES
New Yorker Daily Shouts

---

ALL THE WAYS I FAILED TO SPEND MY MASSIVE WEALTH
New Yorker Daily Shouts
Written with Brittani Nichols

---

---

THE SECOND BEST ME I COULD POSSIBLY BE
​New Yorker Daily Shouts

---

WHAT THIS ESCAPE ROOM HAS TAUGHT ME ABOUT MYSELF
​​New Yorker Daily Shouts
​Written with Brittani Nichols

---

SCHOOL SUPPLIES FOR POST-SCHOOL ADULTS
​New Yorker Daily Shouts

---

BRANDS TARGETING REAL WOMEN LIVING IN A SIMULATION
​New Yorker Daily Shouts

---

CONTESTANTS ON THE BACHELOR IN AN APOCALYPTIC FUTURE
​New Yorker Daily Shouts

---

MILLENNIALS ARE THE FIRST GENERATION IN HISTORY TO INSPIRE THINK PIECES ABOUT MILLENNIALS
​New Yorker Daily Shouts

---

ALTERNATE USES FOR LOW-RISE JEANS
​New Yorker Daily Shouts

---

LET'S START A BOOK CLUB THAT SPECIFICALLY TARGETS JESSICA'S CHILDHOOD TRAUMAS
McSweeney's

---

THE NEW CO-WORKING SPACE THAT WILL LITERALLY TURN YOU INTO SNAPCHAT'S EVAN SPIEGEL
​New Yorker Daily Shouts

---

WHY WOMEN'S BODIES ARE BAD FOR WOMEN
McSweeney's

---

FROM NAPKIN TO NOTORIETY: THE METEORIC RISE OF THAT WRITER YOU CAN'T STAND
​​New Yorker Daily Shouts

---

BRÜD, A LUXURY WELLNESS RETREAT FOR POST-FERTILE CHICKENS
The Hairpin