THE IMAGINARY BUGS BEHIND YOUR PHANTOM ITCHES
New Yorker Daily Shouts

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THE UTTER HUMILIATION OF BEING A BODY
Awry Comics

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BUT I CAN'T COMPLAIN
New Yorker Daily Shouts

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D.I.Y. FIXES FOR YOUR BROKEN DREAMS
New Yorker Daily Shouts

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THE OWIES AND BOO-BOOS
OF SERIOUS MEN
New Yorker Daily Shouts

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TAROT FOR TWO
Notes from the Bathroom Line
Written with April Shih

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MADDIE'S MICROBIOME DOES NOT APPROVE
Awry Comics

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PROBLEMS WITH TV IN 2033
New Yorker Daily Shouts
Written with Gina Young

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HELL IS OTHER PEOPLE'S PEOPLE
New Yorker Daily Shouts

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WHAT IS TIME?
New Yorker Daily Shouts

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PLANT-BASED ALTERNATIVES FOR THE CANNIBAL PALATE
New Yorker Daily Shouts
Written with Brittani Nichols

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ANIMAL BEHAVIORS I'VE ADOPTED AS MY OWN
​New Yorker Daily Shouts

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THIRSTY TEXTS FROM ALL YOUR EX-CLOTHES
New Yorker Daily Shouts

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ALL THE WAYS I FAILED TO SPEND MY MASSIVE WEALTH
New Yorker Daily Shouts
Written with Brittani Nichols

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THE SECOND BEST ME I COULD POSSIBLY BE
​New Yorker Daily Shouts

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WHAT THIS ESCAPE ROOM HAS TAUGHT ME ABOUT MYSELF
​​New Yorker Daily Shouts
​Written with Brittani Nichols

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SCHOOL SUPPLIES FOR POST-SCHOOL ADULTS
​New Yorker Daily Shouts

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BRANDS TARGETING REAL WOMEN LIVING IN A SIMULATION
​New Yorker Daily Shouts

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CONTESTANTS ON THE BACHELOR IN AN APOCALYPTIC FUTURE
​New Yorker Daily Shouts

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MILLENNIALS ARE THE FIRST GENERATION IN HISTORY TO INSPIRE THINK PIECES ABOUT MILLENNIALS
​New Yorker Daily Shouts

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ALTERNATE USES FOR LOW-RISE JEANS
​New Yorker Daily Shouts

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LET'S START A BOOK CLUB THAT SPECIFICALLY TARGETS JESSICA'S CHILDHOOD TRAUMAS
McSweeney's

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THE NEW CO-WORKING SPACE THAT WILL LITERALLY TURN YOU INTO SNAPCHAT'S EVAN SPIEGEL
​New Yorker Daily Shouts

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WHY WOMEN'S BODIES ARE BAD FOR WOMEN
McSweeney's

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FROM NAPKIN TO NOTORIETY: THE METEORIC RISE OF THAT WRITER YOU CAN'T STAND
​​New Yorker Daily Shouts

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BRÜD, A LUXURY WELLNESS RETREAT FOR POST-FERTILE CHICKENS
The Hairpin